"Lay low and return lucid, humble and gorgeous, with a cutting-edge pop smash single."
-what Britney Spears needs to do, according to Epic records exec Keith Naftaly (snagged it from EW)
Sorry to even weigh in on such a non-story about someone as worthless and lame as a box of hair.
Strangely, I *just* read the Chuck Klosterman interview with Spears from 2003 (thanks to Paul) as this whole "omg-she-fucking-*shaved*-her-head" "story" "broke." heh. Of course, it's as entertaining (and infuriating) as it could be, cuz Klosterman's doing it. ("...either Britney Spears is the least self-aware person I've ever met, or she's way, way savvier than I shall ever be. Or maybe both.")
[also listened to Mary Lucia interview Klosterman. fucking great. woulda loved to seen 'em at the Fitz Theater]
Better is the portrait of male Latino teenagers obsessed with Morrissey.
More on that later.