1. The song, "God Only Knows," by Brian Wilson, the Beach Boys. 2. Sam Cooke 3. Martin Luther King 4. The Dali Lama 5. Madonna 6. Certain people--when they touch you 7. Natural disasters 8. Aretha 9. Ray Charles 10. Bruce (sometimes) 11. The people of Ireland 12. This one priest I met once. He was young and smart and hot. 13. Jim and Ike when they get together, those ol' Irish Catholic Boys 14. Massages 15. The Magdalene Sisters
...and that's really it, folks! So, no worries. Won't be converting anytime soon.