fantasies of sweaty dancing mayhem taunt me...fuck. why wasn't I there!?

Madge! Festival debut! Coachella!

best bit:

"used her set to attack the US President, changing the lyrics of 'I Love New York' to "Just go to Texas and you can suck George Bush's dick.'"

I woulda died. Just died.

Well, cuz of that...but mostly because of her set! Sure, it was only 6 songs long...but she did "Everybody"!!!!!!!!! C'MON.

wow.wow.wow.

it hurts.